Introducing: Disney the Gathering — Green, Gold, Artifact, & Land

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NOTE: This was an April Fool’s joke for 2015.

I am pleased to announce that Superfriends Universe has been blessed to be the first to reveal the contents of this Summer’s hottest Magic expansion: Disney: the Gathering, where for the first time you may play with your favorite Disney characters.

This article presents the green, gold, artifact, and land cards.  If you haven’t already, check out the rest of the set.

Akela Wolf – 1GG
Character – Wolf Lord (U)
All wolves gain +1/+1 and Forestwalk.
2/1

Akela’s Wisdom – GG
Enchantment (U)
All characters you control with Forestwalk gain +1/+1.

Baby Penguin – G
Character – Penguin (U)
Islandwalk
Tap: Target Duck does not untap during controller’s next untap phase.
From its single tear came Donald’s downfall.
1/1

Baloo’s Rescue – GG
Instant (U)
Target character gains +2/+2 and can’t be the target of spells or effects until end of turn.
If Baloo is in play, Baloo’s Rescue cost G less.

Bambi, Forest Prince – 1GG
Legendary Character – Beast (R)
Forestwalk
Whenever a character with forestwalk assigns damage, you gain that much life.
“Kinda wobbly, aren’t ya?” – Thumper
2/2

Bambi’s Belongings – GGG
Sorcery (U)
Choose X number of cards in your graveyard and put them on top of your library, where X equals the number of basic lands you control.

Bear Necessities – GG
Enchant Character (C)
Enchanted character gains +2/+2 and Forestwalk.
If Bear Necessities goes to the graveyard from play, return it to owner’s hand.
“They’ll come to you.”

Dancing Hippo – GG
Character – Hippo (C)
Dancing Hippo can’t be blocked by less than two characters.
2/2

Dancing Mushroom – G
Character – Fungi (C)
T: Add G to your mana pool.
1/1

Dragonfly Rescuer – 1G
Character – Insect (C)
Flying, Swampwalk
Tap: Target Mouse gets +1/+1, Flying, and Swampwalk.
0/1

Eating Greens – G
Instant – (C)
Target character gains +3/+3 until end of turn.
“Eating greens is a special treat. It makes long ears and great big feet. But it sure is awful stuff to eat.”

Energy Allosaurus – 3GG
Character – Dinosaur (U)
Remove Energy Dinosaur from the game: Add one mana of every color lands you control can produce to your mana pool. Play this ability only from your graveyard and only if Energy Dinosaur did not go to the graveyard this turn.
5/5

Fantasia Triceratop – 2GG
Character – Dinosaur (C)
Trample
3/3

Grub – G
Character – Insect (C)
Sacrifice Grub: Put a +1/+1 counter on target character.
Slimy, yet satisfying.
1/1

Gummi Bear – 1G
Character – Bear (C)
3: Flying until end of turn
2/2

Hakuna Matata – G
Instant (U)
All damage dealt to characters this turn is reduced to 0.
It means “no worries”.

Jose Carioca, Brazilian Caballero – 1GG
Legendary Character – Bird Caballero (R)
All Caballeros have flying and “Tap: Add one mana of any color to your mana pool.”
2/3

Junior Woodchuck – 1G
Character – Duck (C)
Forestwalk
When Junior Woodchuck comes into play, you may pay G. If you do, search your library for a Junior Woodchuck card and put it into play. Shuffle your library thereafter.
2/1

Mowgli’s Packmate – 1G
Character – Wolf (C)
Haste
2/1

Panjani Ape – 1GG
Character – Ape (C)
If a spell or ability an opponent controls causes you to discard Panjani Ape, put it into play instead of putting it into your graveyard.
3/3

Pet Alligator – 1G
Character – Alligator (C)
Swampwalk
“Faith, you do have alligators!”
“Twelve of them; what’s wrong with that?”
2/2
Peter Pan, Eternal Boy – 3G
Legendary Character – Human (R)
Flying, Hexproof
Peter Pan’s power and toughness can’t be reduced
2/2
Remus Tale – GG
Instant (U)
Search your library for a character card, reveal that card, and put it in your hand. Shuffle your library.
Zip-A-Dee-Doo-Dah!

Rites of Spring – 1G
Instant (C)
Discard any number of cards from your hand. Search your library for that many basic land cards, reveal those cards, and put them into your hand. Then shuffle your library.

Simba, Lion King – 2GG
Legendary Character – Cat Lord (R)
All Cats you control get +1/+1
First Strike
If Simba would be put into a graveyard from anywhere, reveal Simba, then shuffle it into its owner’s library instead.
2/2

Simba Loyalist – G
Character – Cat (C)
Simba Loyalist can’t block.
2/1

Tiki Bird – GG
Character – Bird (U)
Flying
Tap: Add G, W, or R to your mana pool.
1/1

Wild Fantasy – GG
Sorcery (U)
Search your library for a green legendary permanent and put it in your hand. Shuffle your library.

Winnie the Pooh – 3G
Legendary Character – Bear
All creatures you control gain +1/+1
3/3

GOLD/MULTICOLORED

Donald Duck, American Caballero – 2RW
Legendary Character – Duck Caballero (R)
All Caballeros gain “When this character is damaged by a spell or effect, you may do an equal amount of damage to that source’s controller.”
3/3

Donald, Caveman – 2RG
Legendary Character- Duck Barbarian (R)
When Donald, Inventive Caveman comes into play, all artifacts are destroyed.
T: Destroy target artifact
“I’m not taking responsibility for that. Goodbye!”
2/3

Donald Duck, Penguin Hunter – 2BR
Legendary Character– Duck Mercenary (R)
For every penguin in play, CARDNAME cost 1 less to cast.
3/3

Donald Duck, Royal Wizard – 2UR
Legendary Character – Duck Wizard (R)
All non-blue sorcery and instant cards in your graveyard have flashback with a flashback cost equal to its mana cost.
2/2

Elliott, Pete’s Dragon – 3GU
Legendary Character – Dragon (R)
Islandwalk, Trample
R: +1/+0 until end of turn.
“A dragon, a dragon; I swear I saw a dragon!”
4/4

Jack Skellington – BGW
Legendary Character – SKeleton (MR)
You may play character cards in your graveyard as if they are in your hand.
3/3

Jiminy Cricket – GW
Legendary Character – Insect Advisor (R)
Artifact characters you control gain hexproof.
1/3

Maleficient, Dragon – 2GUB
Legendary Character – Dragon
X, T: CARDNAME deals X damage to target character
4/4

Mickey Mouse, Maestro – WUB
Legendary Character – Mouse Bard (MR)
All ducks must attack if able
3/3

Mickey Mouse, Sorcerer’s Apprentice – UBR
Legendary Character – Mouse Wizard (MR)
X, T: All players put X 1/1 Artifact Characters into play.
All artifact characters attack or block each turn if able.
2/2

Mickey Mouse, Steamboat Willie – BRG
Legendary Character – Mouse Pirate (MR)
All characters you control gain Islandwalk
3/3

Mickey Mouse, Giant Killer – RGW
Legendary Character – Mouse Knight (MR)
T: Destroy target attacking or blocking character with a power or toughness greater than 3.
2/2

Mickey Mouse, King – GWU
Legendary Character – Mouse Lord (MR)
Double Strike
All other characters you control gain +1/+1
2/2

Mushu, Guardian Spirit – WBR
Legendary Character – Dragon Spirit
Flying
All princesses gain +1/+1
R: CARDNAME gains +1/+0 until end of turn
2/2

Prince Adam, Beast – 2URG
Legendary Character – Beast Lord (MR)
T: Gain control of target character until the end of your next turn.
“You will join me for dinner! That’s not a request!”
4/4

Reluctant Dragon – 2WU
Legendary Character – Dragon (R)
Defender
Reluctant Dragon can’t block.
6/6

Sam, 1984 Olympic Eagle – RWU
Legendary Character – Eagle Athlete (MR)
Flying
All other characters with more than one color get +1/+1
4/4

Scar, Lion Usurper – 2BG
Legendary Character – Cat Villain (R)
You may choose not to untap Scar during your uptap phase.
2B, Tap: Gain control of target land as long as Scar is tapped.
3/2

Scrooge McDuck, Stingy Uncle 2WB
Legendary Character – Duck Millionaire (R)
During your upkeep, remove the bottom card of your library and put it under Scrooge.
Whenever you would draw card, you may instead put a card under Scrooge into your hand.
2/2

Ursula, Sea Witch – 2UB
Legendary Character – Merfolk Villain (R)
Ursula gets +1/+1 for every blue character in play.
All other blue characters get -1/-1
2/2

ARTIFACT

Aladdin’s Carpet – 3
Artifact (U)
2: Target character gains flying until end of turn

Animated Broomstick – 3
Artifact Character (U)
During each player’s upkeep, all players add U to their mana pools.
1/1

Appleseed’s Pouch – 3
Artifact (U)
3, Tap: Search your library for a forest and put it into play tapped.
“There’s a lot of work to do.”

Barrel Spider – 1
Character – Heartless Spider (U)
Damage dealt to Barrel Spider by red sources are doubled.
1/2

Claw Alien – 1
Artifact Character – Alien Doll (U)
Claw Alien does not untap during your untap phase.
1: Untap Claw Alien. Play this ability only during your upkeep.
1/3

Penguin Cannon – 3
Artifact – Muppet Cannon (U)
3, Tap a penguin you control: Deal three damage to target opponent or character he controls. Then that player or that character’s controller may deal three damage to target player or non-Penguin character.
“Don’t blame me, it was the penguins!”

Queen’s Mirror – 4
Artifact (U)
4, Tap: Reveal cards from target library until you reveal a character card and put them back in any order.
“Who’s the fairest among them all?”

Singing Bust – 4
Artifact Character – Bust (U)
When Barbershop Bust comes into play, search your library for a Bust and put it into play. Shuffle your library afterwards.
0/1

Smoky Joe – 6
Artifact – Furnace (U)
Affinity for penguins.
All characters you control gain protection from blue.

Tiki Room – 3
Artifact (U)
If you did not use green mana when you played Tiki Room from your hand, sacrifice it.
All birds gain “Tap: Add one mana of any color to your mana pool.”

 

LAND

 

Adventureland
Land – Park
When CARDNAME comes into play, all opponents gain 3 life
T: Add R, G, or W to your mana pool

Critter Country
Land – Park
When CARDNAME comes into play, all opponents gain 3 life
T: Add U, G, or R to your mana pool

Downtown Disney
Land – Park
When CARDNAME comes into play, all opponents gain 3 life
T: Add B, G, or W to your mana pool

Frontierland
Land – Park
When CARDNAME comes into play, all opponents gain 3 life
T: Add B, R, or G to your mana pool

Fantasyland
Land – Park
When CARDNAME comes into play, all opponents gain 3 life
T: Add U, B, or R to your mana pool

Liberty Square
Land – Park
When CARDNAME comes into play, all opponents gain 3 life
T: Add R, W, or U to your mana pool

Main Street U.S.A.
Land – Park
When CARDNAME comes into play, all opponents gain 3 life
T: Add G, W, or U to your mana pool

New Orleans Square
Land – Park
When CARDNAME comes into play, all opponents gain 3 life
T: Add G, U, or B to your mana pool

Tomorrowland
Land – Park
When CARDNAME comes into play, all opponents gain 3 life
T: Add W, U, or B to your mana pool

Toontown Fair
Land – Park
When CARDNAME comes into play, all opponents gain 3 life
T: Add W, B, or R to your mana pool

Thank you for previewing the Disney the Gathering expansion, which will be on sale on June 31, 2015.

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I'm just a cute, charming, lovable, brilliant, modest, oh-so-humble Confederate-American Sphenisciform. I have my own geek news website at Icygeek.com My pop culture specialties are Star Wars, Transformers, Wizards of the Coast games, and the 1980s. My scholarly specialties are history, geography, and travel. Join me every Friday for the Pop Culture Curmudguin.
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