2024, Malibu California
Mike Trojan, 44 years old, stood behind the podium in Landro Hall of Pepperdine University. He looked out into the sea of college and grad students sitting and watching his every move. Most of the seats were occupied, but there were throngs still trying to push their way in. Mike would be giving a lecture: “Advanced Macking”, to a packed audience.
Before all of this fame ever came to Mike, he had long ago resigned himself to the inconsequential life of a working stiff, toiling away like some forgotten troll on the graveyard shift, typing up legal documents for well-paid corporate whores. But that was 10 years ago. At that time, Mike started writing a regular online advice column for men: “Mike Trojan’s Dating Tips.” Mike knew there would be a great demand for his advice. Even the most seasoned players needed certain universal reminders because the landscape of man-woman relations has been shifting beneath them in surprising ways. Mike’s entries were first heavily circulated on dating message boards. But by 2019, NPR came calling, and then eventually CBS and the whole late-night show circuit. And with that came very lucrative speaking invitations. Harvard and MIT soon offered Mike considerable grant money to continue his research. MIT eventually built him a facility in Colorado Springs. After over a decade of posting columns online for free, Mike was finally making enough in lecture fees alone to quit his night job and buy a new house.
By 2021, Mike’s conclusions were being regularly cited in official medical papers. Several universities even devoted entire departments to Mike Trojan Studies, regularly conducting both animal and human research studies based on Trojan’s writing. All appeared to confirm Mike’s basic conclusions.
Mike cleared his throat and began the lecture:
“World Peace. Is that a possibility? Raise your hand if you think so.” Mike looked out at the audience and paused smiling. There was some laughter in the crowd at the fact that only a small fraction of hands went up. “It’s hard to conceive, I know, but whether you believe world peace is possible or not, it is morally up to all of us to do our part to at least try to bring this about. I firmly believe that. I know that because I’ve noticed how quickly the universe turns against me whenever I lose sight of this. Just the other day, I got an extra $20 from the cashier and didn’t say anything. The next day my car got broken into and towed. That’s punishment for not doing the right thing, as far as I’m concerned. But I digress.
“I am here to help bring about a world where men know how to deal with women and yes,” he looked up at the audience and smiled, “how to seduce them to fulfill their God-given sexual male-desires. I sincerely believe that such a world would be a world at lasting peace. Contrast that with a world where only a few men understand the true art of seduction while the vast majority is left confused, hurt, and eternally frustrated. That brings about a world (as we can see today) where there is endless war, terrible violence, and horrendous sorrow for large amounts of innocent people. So it makes sense that the ticket out of his hell is to teach my stuff to every man on the planet from puberty forward. And I mean from middle school through college. I have a dream that one day my principles will constitute an entire academic curriculum and that it will be a required course that all men take. That alone will do more for world peace than any single thing we could do as a society.
“Psychology Today just published a study that pretty much tested my theory over a 2-year period on twin brothers. It came out much as I predicted. The twin counterparts who were taught my system performed better on every test and showed no anti-social behavior whatsoever. Meanwhile, the twin counterparts (the control group) who were deprived of my teaching were 84% more likely to exhibit anti-social behavior. It basically proves that we generally start out good and become bad (and sometimes violent) because we get frustrated sexually. The frustration of a man who does not understand how to turn a woman on eventually fashions him into a very unhappy asshole. Go figure! And yes, an unhappy asshole is indeed MUCH more likely to commit a crime or do violence than a sexually satisfied man.
“The culture changed and most men have not yet rewired their thinking to adjust to the change. Society no longer requires women to be submissive and shameful of their sexual desires. That’s a good thing, don’t get me wrong. But do most men fully understand the implications of this change? I don’t think so. The mere fact that women are no longer expected to wait until they get married to have sex is such a huge change that it has completely turned traditional courtship on its head. And though this change has been with us for a few decades, such a huge paradigm shift in the culture of man-woman relations is bound to be confusing to our instincts. Men still have not come to terms with this fundamental shift. Yet it is rarely discussed in this way, even by professional sex therapists. Why? Because it’s been going on so long that people don’t really even notice it now. Most therapists consider it normal sexual behavior for a woman. And while it very much is, these therapists don’t factor in what a mind-$(%^ that is to the basic, long evolved, instinct of the man (and the woman). The male mind is still stuck in the old fashioned courtship traditions, and, to some extent, the female mind too. This is why we’ve seen an uptick in stalking behavior. They still can’t let go of the instinctual notion that they OWN their mates in some way…”
At this point, Logan-6 slipped into the lecture hall, disguising his face. There was no place to sit, so he just stood and listened. Mike continued:
To be continued . . . NEXT: Chapter IV: The Legend of Mike Trojan Pt. 2
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