Mike Trojan’s Dating Tip, April 29th, 2015

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What creates a cool guy? This is important because this is the ONLY kind of guy that can ACTUALLY control a woman. Make no mistake. Women, especially hot ones, WANT to be taken control of by a COOL GUY, and no other kind of guy will do, not rich, not famous, not ANY OTHER KIND OF GUY. And I’m not talking about a bondage type thing or anything illegal, you criminal minded nut! All I’m saying is that women want to a certain extent to be swept off their feet by that super cool guy. They want to be led somewhere they haven’t been, with you, the coolest guy, as a guide and, yes, her Master. But that’s getting into the the May 15th tip. I’m getting ahead of myself. First things first. How does a guy get to be cool in the first place?

The answer is that a guy gets to be cool by being a total geek for a significant portion of his life and then suddenly finding out that what he did during geekdom actually made him cool now. See Bill Gates and practically every geek from your high school, depending on how old you are now.

Most former geeks are doing great today for the most part. They may even still be geeks but they are eating well; I can tell you that. Those who were super cool back then aren’t doing so well, are they? The coolest guy from my high school is now, 20 years later, selling frozen meat in parking lots out of a meat-truck. I guess he’s at least eating well too!

Great talents get developed in geekdom, my fellow Superfriends. Each one of the Beatles was a pocket-protector-wearing, taped-glasses-wearing, effeminate, puny pathetic NERD. The Beatles were the dudes getting sand kicked in their faces by the British beach bullies of comic lore. But because John Lennon and Paul McCartney spent years in geekdom wisely learning their instruments and getting their geek friends to play backup, at one point in our history the Beatles became “bigger than Jesus.”

While geekdom usually comes during the high-school and college years, it can descend upon you at any point in your life. It usually comes down on you after a period during which you have become cool. If you allow yourself to get depressed and/or complacent for an extended period of time, you will soon become uncool and soon after, a total geek. Prison often sparks a period of geekdom, sometimes even of the gay variety. Sicknesses can spark geekdom. All viruses, cancers, parasites, psoriasis, venereal diseases are potential geek-makers. Getting dumped by your hot girlfriend: Geekdom city, bitch. In any case, if you are or become a geek in any way (and there is no way to know for sure), you should be still trying to get better at something that takes a certain amount of skill. Welcome geekdom if it comes, since it will give you the time and space to get better at whatever it is you pursue. After all, as a true geek, you will be shunned by most people. They don’t want your geek ass around. Good! Now, you can figure out how to be the fifth Beatle.

If you’re already a cool guy and don’t want to end up selling meat out of a meat-truck, how do you stay cool perpetually? By not changing from your geek mode INSIDE. Stay a secret geek and keep doing geek things but live outwardly as your cool alpha-male self. Don’t allow yourself to become depressed for more than a few days. Don’t allow yourself to rest on your cool laurels for too long. You will have to redefine your coolness with each new creation/idea you come up with. Do you think Steve Jobs could have just coasted on the iMac his whole life? Maybe money-wise he could’ve, but not cool-wise.

Don’t let your current coolness get to your head, especially when the money and/or pussy starts rolling in. It’s temporary, Mr. Meat-truck. If you aren’t making progress on something that takes intelligence and creativity, you’re headed back to geekdom — which is ALL GOOD, anyway, as long as you don’t let the geekdom give you cancer. What???

Yeah, that’s the catch to this whole thing. PROLONGED TIME SPENT IN GEEKDOM CAN CAUSE CANCER AND/OR OTHERWISE LEAD TO PREMATURE DEATH, SOMETIMES SUICIDE, SOMETIMES INSANITY. The trick is getting cool before the geekdom kills your ass and/or drives you insane.

Mike Trojan

Mike Trojan

Mike Trojan has had his heart smashed to pieces and thrown to the wind, all so he could put it back together and discover the advanced macking secrets to taming the wild beauty of the goddess that is called woman. Essentially, his mission is to teach every man, at an early age, how to get laid.
Mike Trojan

About Mike Trojan

Mike Trojan has had his heart smashed to pieces and thrown to the wind, all so he could put it back together and discover the advanced macking secrets to taming the wild beauty of the goddess that is called woman. Essentially, his mission is to teach every man, at an early age, how to get laid.
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