…continued from: Logan Transplacement Chronicles, Chapter III – The Legend of Mike Trojan Pt. 1
“I invite especially the men in here to contemplate this fact as you look around the hall. There are beautiful, intelligent women in this audience who would be open to be seduced by a total stranger in a matter of minutes in a back alley. Some of these are married women and their husbands are sitting right next to them as I speak. In the not-to-distant past that sort of desire, if expressed or, god forbid, acted upon would condemn a woman to the a beating and likely death. Today, it is merely her choice.
Thinks about it. Some of the most beautiful women in this hall have been seduced in seconds by a bold man who was a natural masters of the art I teach. All of these women were simultaneously being courted them in the old time traditional way. Those men had their hearts broken. In the last 50 years or so, the best seducers have been slyly bedding the majority of the women in this world, while the clueless mass of normal-minded men have been gnashing their teeth in pain and agony over their loneliness. Most regular guys are just not wired to cope with today’s independent woman. He’s wired for an earlier age’s version of a woman – a woman who would take his boring ass, slow courtship, and eventually obey his every command like the dutiful wife-slaves of old used to do. This is why so many American women have unintentionally crushed the lives of numerous well-intentioned men who just could not figure out what went wrong and why she left him; why she got bored. Many of these men did everything “right” as far as old time tradition goes. They made good livings, they were funny, cool, caring, and considerate. Some of them were even famous and/or wealthy. Nevertheless, then one day, their heart was crushed by a wonderful, nice, and caring woman.”
Mike paused for effect. “I single out that category because I’ve found in my research that the most crushing thing for a man is to lose the love of a “beautiful and nice woman.”
“Unfortunately, senseless violence has always been a way of dealing with the fact that men for so long generally have not understood women. This is why I do what I do. I’m here to solve the mystery. I want world peace. I want an end to useless violence born of male frustrated desire. I’m tired of seeing men lose out on a good life just because they don’t understand how to deal with a woman in a way that brings them pleasure. In short, I’m tired of seeing angry men who can’t get laid acting out their aggression. From school shootings to bullshit wars, all violence stems from this one problem. It is the problem I am here to solve, ladies and gentlemen.
Mike paused again. This time, he was not in control. He always felt during this part of his intro lecture that he was laying it on a little thick. “Let’s face it, he’d think to himself, you’re teaching guys how to get laid. Why justify it this way. Nobody is buying this, even though it is true. As he was having this thought, he all of a sudden startled to notice that he had ceased reading from his prepared outline. He pushed to continue speaking, but instead of sticking to the prepared script, Mike said the following:
“Every 2000 years or so, a homo sapien comes along who carries within himself a primordial will, a god-like spirit that our distant ancestors let go of long ago. When you read in the Old Testament Bible about Moses and his early descendants who could live for multiple hundreds of years, these great spirits were still far removed from the immortal spirit of their distant ancestors. Because our most distant ancestors, Adam and Eve, if you will, actually spawned a race of physical immortals. And yet, today we live a mere 100 years or so. The story of Adam and Eve’s temptation by the snake in the Garden of Eden has been passed down all these years to remind people what destroys the spirit of immorality that all humans are provided with at birth. Contrary to the popular, organized Christ-cult interpretations, it was not some grand symbol of the original sin of humanity. It was in fact an admonition not to ignore your conscience. That ignoring one’s conscience is death. Our society has been set up for us all to ignore our individual consciences repeatedly throughout the day, thus shortening our life spans. From god-like immortals we have fallen to fiendish mortals, with a life that is nasty, brutish, and short. If your conscience tells you something is wrong and you go against it and do it anyway (the way Adam and Eve famously ignored their consciences), that is the fundamental recipe for your demise.”