Logan Transplacement Chronicles Chapter VII: AKA Logan-6

BACK TO CHAPTER VI: Who is Logan Wade Seixx?

Gen. Remington: We’ve spent several sessions gaming out his motive for going renegade. It has proven crucial to anticipating his next moves. While all of our spacio-temporal models predict that we neutralize him, none show how we actually do it. There is an extreme time disturbance at that very point we need to remote view. Most of the team believes it to be and “endemic time-twine.” I had to look it up. Essentially, this would be a point in space-time where all possible universes intersect. This one is probably not a hoax like the others. That’s right. Those stupid Logan Time Hunter holo-novels we used to implant talked about one of these. They actually exist. It proved very useful for the protagonist in one particular story, “The Endemic Epidemic” I think it was called. Same went for his eternal foe. What was his name?

Cadet 523: Beatoffking, sir.

Gen. Remington: [Laughs] That’s right. How could I forget?

Logan Transplacement Chronicles Chapter VI: Who is Logan Wade Seixx?

BACK TO CHAPTER V: Picture of the Superfuture

Gen. Remington: Logan-6, or as he likes to call himself in The Era of Nihilistic Self-Regret or NSR2012: Logan Wade Seixx, has officially been declared a renegade. The Child Emperor just signed off on it this morning, and pretty reluctantly. I know what you’re thinking. The name. It’s a dead giveaway.

Yes, we know it’s likely a trap. Its also a quick reference to L-6’s own particular mode of Time-Travel. The dog’s disgusting sex dance.

But this Logan is different from the others we’ve sent back and even from the other mods who’ve gone renegade. This Logan LEARNS. Even Advisor Cole-3, agrees that this particular Logan [Redacted].

Regardless, we have been tasked with capturing or killing L-6. Please hold your questions until I finish this because it will answer a lot. More

Logan Transplacement Chronicles Chapter V: Picture of the Superfuture

First Duke
Keloid Cole III was always viewed to be the successor to the current Child Emperor. Nevertheless, Cole would almost certainly never succeed to the throne given that the Child Emperor was an immortal child who underwent brain transplantation. Cole was immortal too, as was every child in the Child Empire. It had been that way for about 23 generations. And though it dramatically stabilized the time-space continuum, the number 23 was a prophetic number. In the I Ching it is called “Breaking Apart.” All of the child prophesies whispered across the Empire predicted a cataclysm.

Logan Transplacement Chronicles, Chapter IV – The Legend of Mike Trojan Pt. 2

…continued from: Logan Transplacement Chronicles, Chapter III – The Legend of Mike Trojan Pt. 1
“I invite especially the men in here to contemplate this fact as you look around the hall. There are beautiful, intelligent women in this audience who would be open to be seduced by a total stranger in a matter of minutes in a back alley. Some of these are married women and their husbands are sitting right next to them as I speak. In the not-to-distant past that sort of desire, if expressed or, god forbid, acted upon would condemn a woman to the a beating and likely death. Today, it is merely her choice.

Thinks about it. Some of the most beautiful women in this hall have been seduced in seconds by a bold man who was a natural masters of the art I teach. All of these women were simultaneously being courted them in the old time traditional way. Those men had their hearts broken. In the last 50 years or so, the best seducers have been slyly bedding the majority of the women in this world, while the clueless mass of normal-minded men have been gnashing their teeth in pain and agony over their loneliness. Most regular guys are just not wired to cope with today’s independent woman. He’s wired for an earlier age’s version of a woman – a woman who would take his boring ass, slow courtship, and eventually obey his every command like the dutiful wife-slaves of old used to do. This is why so many American women have unintentionally crushed the lives of numerous well-intentioned men who just could not figure out what went wrong and why she left him; why she got bored. Many of these men did everything “right” as far as old time tradition goes. They made good livings, they were funny, cool, caring, and considerate. Some of them were even famous and/or wealthy. Nevertheless, then one day, their heart was crushed by a wonderful, nice, and caring woman.”

Mike paused for effect. “I single out that category because I’ve found in my research that the most crushing thing for a man is to lose the love of a “beautiful and nice woman.”

“Unfortunately, senseless violence has always been a way of dealing with the fact that men for so long generally have not understood women. This is why I do what I do. I’m here to solve the mystery. I want world peace. I want an end to useless violence born of male frustrated desire. I’m tired of seeing men lose out on a good life just because they don’t understand how to deal with a woman in a way that brings them pleasure. In short, I’m tired of seeing angry men who can’t get laid acting out their aggression. From school shootings to bullshit wars, all violence stems from this one problem. It is the problem I am here to solve, ladies and gentlemen.

Mike paused again. This time, he was not in control. He always felt during this part of his intro lecture that he was laying it on a little thick. “Let’s face it, he’d think to himself, you’re teaching guys how to get laid. Why justify it this way. Nobody is buying this, even though it is true. As he was having this thought, he all of a sudden startled to notice that he had ceased reading from his prepared outline. He pushed to continue speaking, but instead of sticking to the prepared script, Mike said the following:

“Every 2000 years or so, a homo sapien comes along who carries within himself a primordial will, a god-like spirit that our distant ancestors let go of long ago. When you read in the Old Testament Bible about Moses and his early descendants who could live for multiple hundreds of years, these great spirits were still far removed from the immortal spirit of their distant ancestors. Because our most distant ancestors, Adam and Eve, if you will, actually spawned a race of physical immortals. And yet, today we live a mere 100 years or so. The story of Adam and Eve’s temptation by the snake in the Garden of Eden has been passed down all these years to remind people what destroys the spirit of immorality that all humans are provided with at birth. Contrary to the popular, organized Christ-cult interpretations, it was not some grand symbol of the original sin of humanity. It was in fact an admonition not to ignore your conscience. That ignoring one’s conscience is death. Our society has been set up for us all to ignore our individual consciences repeatedly throughout the day, thus shortening our life spans. From god-like immortals we have fallen to fiendish mortals, with a life that is nasty, brutish, and short. If your conscience tells you something is wrong and you go against it and do it anyway (the way Adam and Eve famously ignored their consciences), that is the fundamental recipe for your demise.”

Logan Transplacement Chronicles, Chapter III – The Legend of Mike Trojan Pt. 1


2024, Malibu California

Mike Trojan, 44 years old, stood behind the podium in Landro Hall of Pepperdine University. He looked out into the sea of college and grad students sitting and watching his every move. Most of the seats were occupied, but there were throngs still trying to push their way in. Mike would be giving a lecture: “Advanced Macking”, to a packed audience.

Before all of this fame ever came to Mike, he had long ago resigned himself to the inconsequential life of a working stiff, toiling away like some forgotten troll on the graveyard shift, typing up legal documents for well-paid corporate whores. But that was 10 years ago. At that time, Mike started writing a regular online advice column for men: “Mike Trojan’s Dating Tips.” Mike knew there would be a great demand for his advice. Even the most seasoned players needed certain universal reminders because the landscape of man-woman relations has been shifting beneath them in surprising ways. Mike’s entries were first heavily circulated on dating message boards. But by 2019, NPR came calling, and then eventually CBS and the whole late-night show circuit. And with that came very lucrative speaking invitations. Harvard and MIT soon offered Mike considerable grant money to continue his research. MIT eventually built him a facility in Colorado Springs. After over a decade of posting columns online for free, Mike was finally making enough in lecture fees alone to quit his night job and buy a new house. More

The Logan Transplacement Chronicles: Chapter II: Time-Travel, Inc.

In the defense of the industry that desperately wanted the tech approved for consumers, the initial tests clearly seemed to prove their money-eyed theories about time-travel.
Time and again, the test travelers were sent back to change the past in small ways. None of the changes registered here in the present at all. In one trip, our test traveler actually prevented the assassination of JFK. And yet, when he returned, the sad history was the same. This seemed to prove the existence of multiple universes, existing side by side with each other. Time-travel manipulations essentially just caused another universe to branch out from the moment the past was changed. The time-traveler would only return to his universe and thus would never see the change.
In the “Back to the Future” example, Marty McFly would thus come back and still find his father working for Biff (under this theory) even after changing the past the way he did. While this would not have been a very satisfying ending to that movie, it seemed at the time to be how time-travel in the early 3000s was working. The theory was that the time-traveler can’t change our past at all. More

The Logan Transplacement Chronicles, CHAPTER I: Time-Travel History

With the invention of Time-travel in the early 3000s, there were many physicists who warned of what they called “Chaotic Meta-Mindscape Syndrome” or CMS. It was basically the theory that time-travel to the past would essentially destroy the time-traveler and his or her compatriots, either mentally or physically. By changing the past events that created and shaped those minds or people, the time-traveler would erase or forever change those people irrevocably. It was, in essence, the “Back to the Future” theory of time-travel. Change the past even a little and you just might destroy the present and the future! More